Why?

Why not? This blog is a collection of stories from a parallel universe--one in which technology is linked to consciousness, and everything happens the way it's supposed to (at least, that's what they want you to believe). And, as usual, nobody has a clue what's going on. This universe has been narrowly, but intensively inhabited by volunteers on h2g2's Beta rpg, which you may visit at your peril. May the Gheorgheni gods go with you.
Showing posts with label philosophy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label philosophy. Show all posts

16 April 2011

Manifesto of the Campaign for Higher Silliness, Part Two

'There is a world elsewhere.'
Shakespeare, Coriolanus

Now where were we? Ah, yes: The world is a bungled job, a farce, a bad first draft. (Yes, Virginia, or Pollyanna, or whoever writes those simpering bumper-sticker slogans, Life IS a dress rehearsal.)

So what to do? Some say (and don't we just wish they wouldn't?): 'It is better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.' There are others who seem to think it would be preferable to burn the blasted house down.

Let's try something completely different, shall we?

15 April 2011

Manifesto of the Campaign for Higher Silliness, Part One

'That's just paranoia. Everybody in the galaxy has that.'
Douglas N. Adams
The question is, how to make that paranoia work for us?

Beingkind, as has so often been noted (usually in tedious detail) by philosophers, pundits, and general professional cogitators everywhere, is constantly in search of meaning. The collective conscious and unconscious mind of sapients and sentients everywhere in the multiverse is continually thinking, thinking, thinking, gnawing at the knots of the Problem like a mouse at a string bag which its nose tells it contains a tasty bit of cheese. But, like the mouse, the conscious (or unconscious, or semiconscious) mind finds that every time it undoes a particularly tantalizing knot, the whole configuration regroups itself into an even more baffling nodal conglomeration. The mental mouse is, not to put too fine a point on it, screwed.

As the Goths know, the multiverse is a gigantic game of cat's-cradle. You need a partner, and you can't find one. As the Goths are so fond of saying, in Goth baseball, you have to be both the pitcher and the catcher.

So what does that have to do with paranoia? Or silliness, higher or lower, for that matter? Or the price of cheese?

Define the problem.

06 April 2011

Akashanantyayatana - How to Build Your Own Tardis

On a space station I've been house-sitting for a friend, there was recently a discussion - I say a discussion, more a rant really by a disgruntled person - on the subject of why science fiction - which I took to mean science fiction as practised by Earth writers1 - is so 'unscientific'. The reason is interesting.

Because Earth, Binky, is not only not the centre of the universe - it doesn't even follow the rules of the normal universe, because of that unfortunate incident with the Romulans and the Sidereal Inspection Team, - but I can't talk about that2.