Why?

Why not? This blog is a collection of stories from a parallel universe--one in which technology is linked to consciousness, and everything happens the way it's supposed to (at least, that's what they want you to believe). And, as usual, nobody has a clue what's going on. This universe has been narrowly, but intensively inhabited by volunteers on h2g2's Beta rpg, which you may visit at your peril. May the Gheorgheni gods go with you.
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12 April 2011

Environmental Litigation in the Galaxy - A Timely Report

Photo courtesy of NASA
It has just come to my attention that a Russian astrologer is suing NASA, the American space agency, for $300 million in damages for 'moral suffering'. The cause? NASA's Deep Impact probe, which crashed into the comet Tempel 1, 'ruins the natural balance of forces in the universe', and may 'deform her horoscope'. Ahem.

NASA and the Jet Propulsion Laboratory do not seem to be taking this too seriously. This is a mistake. Wanton experimentation with alien real estate could lead, and indeed in the past has led, to grave interplanetary repercussions.